Some interesting One Liners


One liners below are not written by me. It’s a work of keys Ctrl+C n Ctrl+V 🙂 just for laugh

[1] Marriages are made in heaven. But so are thunder and lightning. Laughter

[2] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is  always right and the other is the husband!

[3] Marriage is when a man and  woman become as one. Trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

[4] A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

[5] Mostly man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.

[6] Regular naps prevent old age,  especially if you take them while driving.

[7] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

[8] Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to  her or she’ll take it anyway.

[9] My girlfriend and I always compromise. I admit I’m wrong  and she agrees with me.

[10] A successful marriage requires falling in love many  times,…… always with the same person.

[11]

Man: Is there any way for long life?

Dr: Get married.

Man: Will it help?

Dr: No, but then the thought of  long life will never come

[12]

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?

It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands  before the fight begins!

[13]

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we  do?

Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2  minutes..

[14] It’s funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs  Arranged. It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better  or being murdered.

[15] There is only one perfect wife in the world and every  neighbor has it!

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3 responses

  1. hilarious! he he rofl

  2. Man: Is there any way for long life?

    Dr: Get married.

    Man: Will it help?

    Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come

    i loved this one!

  3. Hope i ll get into this process very soon..
    Be ready to travel to Madurai!!! 🙂

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