One liners below are not written by me. It’s a work of keys Ctrl+C n Ctrl+V 🙂 just for laugh
 Marriages are made in heaven. But so are thunder and lightning.
 Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
 Marriage is when a man and woman become as one. Trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
 A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
 Mostly man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.
 Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
 Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
 Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.
 My girlfriend and I always compromise. I admit I’m wrong and she agrees with me.
 A successful marriage requires falling in love many times,…… always with the same person.
Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes..
 It’s funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
 There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!