Ha Ha…. Jokes


Before I write about my  ‘Tour de Rajasthan’, some jokes for YOU….. at your own risk 🙂 (this time, all in  Hindi)

1. Do dost tour par ja rahe the, raste me raat ho gayi, woh tent laga kar so gaye, raat ko ek ki aakh khuli aur usne dusre ko jagaya  (frnd 1) Aasman ki taraf dekh kar batao, tumhe kya najar aa raha hai?  (frnd 2) bohot sare tare… (frnd 1) isse kya pata chalta hai? (frnd 2) aasman khoobsurat lag raha hai… (frnd 1) abe saale, koyi tent utha kar le gaya!! 🙂 ….. okay it didn’t happen with me 😉

2. Santa ko Exam me answer nahi aata tha. To usne answer me ” !!!!! ” aisa kar diya aur likh diya, scratch karo aur answer pao 🙂

3. Shaadi me plate par tissue paper dekh kar Banta ne socha, ye bhi khane ki cheez hai, jaise hi khane laga to sab sardar chillaye…… oyyyeee, na kha, phika hai 🙂

4. Santa bulb ke niche muh khol kar baitha tha.. kyo???????????? kyoki doc ne kaha tha, tumhara pet kharab hai aur light hi khana 🙂

5. Santa ko ek machar pareshan kar raha tha, tang aa kar woh bed ke niche so gaya, tabhi waha ek jugnoo aa gaya, to Santa bola, Kamina ab torch lekar dhoond raha hai 🙂

6. Ek aadmi telescope se aasmaan dekh raha tha, Santa dhyaan se usse dekh raha tha, Tabhi ek tara toota, Santa Chillaya, “Wah boss kya nishana lagaya….” 🙂

7. Tin dost bed par so rahe the, un tino ko jagah thik se nahi mil rahi thi. Phir ek dost bed se niche sone laga. Dusra dost, ab jagah ho gayi hai…. upar aa ja 🙂

8. Boy: Uncle, Detol soap hai kya. Shopkeeper: (naak se ungali nikalte hue) Ha hai na!…. Boy: To haat dho kar ek cream roll de do 🙂

9. Do Sardar train ke piche bhaag rahe the, Ek chaadh gaya, to train me logo ne kaha – “Well done”‘. Sardar: Khak Well done.. Jaana to use tha 🙂 🙂 mai to chodne aaya tha :):):)

10. Santa ko Vodaphone me operator ki job mili. Pahle hi din use maar-maar ke nikal diya gaya… coz… 1st caller: mera Vodaphone ka sim block ho gaya hai… Santa: Toh pagal, Airtel ka le le 🙂

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One response

  1. hehe! 😛 😛 😛
    😉

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